Fund Pigeon
$PIGEON

No thesis.
Just pecks.

A pigeon became a hedge-fund manager.
It pecks BUY or SELL.

Peck, a wide-eyed pigeon in a tiny tie, behind a forest-green desk with physical BUY and SELL keys and one crumb.
THE INVESTMENT COMMITTEE
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01 / The methodDue diligence: looked at it twice.

A very serious process.

01Peck examining a tiny golden crumb.

Spot a crumb.

02Peck leaning forward to peck a physical BUY key.

Peck a button.

03Peck solemnly presenting scribbled board minutes.

Call it strategy.

Peck sits upright in a boardroom chair, chest puffed and wings folded.
02 / Meet Peck

One bird.
Entire committee.

Peck has a tiny tie, unlimited confidence, and no idea what a hedge fund is.

Character lore

Chief Pecking Officer

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03 / The portfolio

Diversified across
three crumbs.

Different crumbs. Same conviction.

Peck's fictional portfolio

01

Bread

The core position.

02

Croissant

Exposure to flaky assets.

03

Mystery crumb

Research ongoing.

Peck studies three crumbs through a magnifying glass on a stand.
04 / Quarterly report

The quarter in coos.

Prepared by the investment committee. Reviewed by the same pigeon.

Peck confidently inspects a paper report beside a burgundy rubber stamp.
Fictional committee notesREVIEWED
Market outlook
Coo.
Risk management
Moved away from a bicycle.
Next quarter
Find a bigger crumb.
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The final word

The outlook is coo.

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